Around The Horn returned from its fortuitously timed hiatus today to finally discuss Mariotti the best way they know: with a timer and a scoring system, and by barking like trained seals.

While the 21st century of the Algonquin Round Table didn't discuss the actual charges or what they themselves thought of the incident and Mariotti in general, they were happy to tsk-tsk everyone for the negative (read: joyous) reaction to Mariotti's arrest for allegedly beating up his girlfriend.